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Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
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No way
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Solar Orbiter gets world-first views of the Sun’s poles - European Space Agency
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.